Sunday, October 29, 2006

Tranny Boob!

I'm in the dog house with the missus again. Thought I'd crack a joke over sunday lunch to try and cheer up my miserable cow of a mother-in-law, so I told the one about the Pope, the choirboy and the ass. The mother-in-law went all funny after that and wouldn't talk to me any more.
After she left, my missus had a right old go at me and called me some really choice names and then, towards the end of it, she says "but you know she's Roman Catholic, you prat!".
Well that's true.
Didn't realise that he was, though!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Dildon't.

Picked up this right minging bird in Newington last night. Never too much of a challenge there, I thought.
But very occasionaly, I'm wrong!
When I took her back to my 'studio flat' and offered her something warm and filling, she whipped what looked the the crevice tool off a vacuum cleaner from her bag and offered me likewise.
Well, I told the dirty cow where she could stick her implement and much to my dismay she did!
What is up with people these days?
I think she must have been one of those lesbianists.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Dickless Bitchin'!

But then I suppose that bitchin' would be dickless, by definition, eh?
All the crusty old bloggers of Ramsgate seem to be crawling back out of the woodwork to bombard us with yet another torrent of whinging drivel about how awful things are now that they're getting on a bit!
Well they would be, wouldn't they, you silly sods!
I'll bet that not one of them is under thirty and in the prime of their lives.
Hey ho, though. It gets all the other crusties wound up to the point where they start showing a faint flicker of the life that they used to have, I suppose.