Saturday, September 30, 2006

Old People Smell Of Wee, Anyway!

Wandering through town with Cruncher, yesterday, he mistook a skinny old lady for a lamp post and did a bit of a wee on her leg.
Well really, she must have been well into her thirties!
When I pointed out, because of her age, that she probably smelled of wee already, she had a little tantrum right there in the street.
I can't believe the nerve of people sometimes, it's not like he bit her or tried to hump her or anything!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

What's The Point In Getting A Job?

I've always wondered why people bother getting a job.
Look at me, I've had a couple of jobs here and there but they never last more than a couple of weeks before someone upsets me and bang, back on the dole.
It's because, at heart, I'm a free spirit!
I think it's because I'm quite an accomplished free spirit that I live in Thanet.
An Isle of free spiritedness!
Let's face it, you bust your arse for someone else and they give you a crust to live on.
Or you could bust someone else's arse and the Government give you a crust to live on.

Not a hard choice, eh?

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

A Lot Of Fuss About Nothing!

I get really fed up sometimes, listening to all the do-gooders banging on about people not clearing up after their dogs.
For gawd's sake, they're only doing what comes naturally to them!
Pick up the poo and send it off to a landfill site and then when the site is full, stop dumping it there and build houses on it. Why don't we go the whole hog and form a perimiter of rubbish and poo around the outside of the landfill and then use it as a resevoir?
Luckily, we don't have anywhere in Thanet that's far enough from the sea to site a landfill so all of our crap goes off elswhere. Human crap, of course, goes into the sea.
Womens' logic?
Well, it's Augusta road for me when Cruncher dumps his spent steak with onion gravy. By the time the rain has washed it down into King Street and down the drains, it's so diluted as to make little difference to anything!
A lot of fuss about nothing, if you ask me.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Now There's A Funny Thing!

While out walking Cruncher, my gorgeous, slavering Brindle Staffy, last night through King Street, on my way to the York Arms, I saw a fella walking through McDonalds with another Brindle Staffy (though not as hard looking as mine) and he was wearing exactly the same shell suit as me!
What are the chances of that?
He even had a very similar baseball cap to mine.
If that wasn't enough of a coincidence, just as I hocked one up and sent it Earthwards at some 50mph, he did the same!!!
Thinking he might be taking the piss, I went inside to land one on him but he'd completely dissapeared. I checked in the toilets and everywhere. Had to content myself with kicking one of their chairs over, much to the distress of the kid who was sitting on it.
Ah well, I'm sure I'll see him again and I'll have him next time!

Sunday, September 17, 2006


Bearing in mind that some bloggers take their blogsites far too seriously (IMHO), I thought it was about time someone took the initiative and adopted a more lighthearted approach.
With that in mind, a simple set of rules for this blog is set out below.

1. Political comments will not be tolerated.
2. Religious comments will not be tolerated.
3. Opinions will not be tolerated.
4. Jokes or witicisms will not be tolerated.
5. Empathy will not be tolerated.
6. Cavalier attitudes will not be tolerated.
7. Tolerance will not be tolerated.

By following this simple set of rules, hopefully we can all have a bit of lighthearted fun.